Gigs

30th May 2009 - Gutterslut

Images, 483 Hackney Rd, London, E2 9ED

Those totally wacky crazy kids or the Dalston gay mafia as I like to call them behind the trashiest of nights Gutterslut kindly invited me down to play for them after they were subject to the POPCOX phenomenon that was smashing it up at the London Icons night at Egg. I went on a reconnaissance mission with a few friends to the last Gutterslut and had a brilliant time with all the friendly freaks and funsters totally dedicated on having fun. Don’t take my word for it, see what they say; . . . . hold on, ‘spesh slutty guest POPCOX’ I’m nothing but innocence and light I’ll have you know ;oP

I AM THE QUEEN OF TRASH OF THE EAST, TRASHIER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE. SOME PEOPLE CALL ME A BITCH, OTHERS CALL ME A HO, I LIKE TO BE CALLED A SLUT. I AM THE MUSE OF A PARTY BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE DALSTON GAY MAFIA, WHO LOOK AFTER ME AND I LOVE THEM, THESE GUYS ARE MY DADDIES AND FULL OF FILTH. THE NEXT PARTY WIIL BE HELD ON THE 30TH OF MAY AT IMAGES, 483 HACKNEY,E8 9ED AND IT’S GOING TO BE EVEN SLUTTIER THAN THE LAST, LET ME TELL YA GIRLS….. PER QX, NIC FISHER AND ELLIOTT J BROWN WILL ROCK THE MAIN FLOOR WITH MS CRYSTAL MC PERFORMING HEAD DUTY WITH THE MIC AND SPESH SLUTTY GUEST POPCOX. OUR DISCOSLUT RESIDENTS RALF O AND CO WILL MAKE SURE THERE’LL BE SOME SWEAT RUNNING OF THOSE DIRTY MIRRORS….. I HAVE ALSO INVITED PRICK IMAGE AND THE DALSTON GAY MAFIA ALONG AGAIN FOR MORE SEXUAL VISUAL STIMULATION AND DEBAUCHERY, MMMM, THOSE GUYS MAKE ME WET.

This one is not to be missed not least to check out the outfit I’m planning! Come loose your Gutterslut virginity and find out what a real raw party feels like!